Pastaaaaaaa~
|Tsubasa|

|german|pansexual|non-binary/genderfluid|
|they/she/he|


|amateur artist|amateur cosplayer|amateur writer|amateur everything|




My trash babies:
|Prussiacest|UsUk|Freanne|Spamano|Red Velvet Pancakes|Americest|




Art tag: #tsubasart
Cosplay tag: #tsuba cosplays



Everyone can always ask for snapchat, skype or twitter!


Never gonna tag shit

I SHALL AVENGE YOU EMM IM GONNA KILL ALL OF PLEGIA

wings-of-hetalia:

First try of Assassin!Kirkland cosplay. I look hella uke and more like a detective than an assassin but oh well

I WAS SO CLOSE TO WINNING THIS BATTLE WHAT THE FUCK THARJA U FUCKING BITCH I WANTED TO RECRUIT YOU NOT YOU KILLING CHROM GO TO HELL

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

Thank you for following me. I really mean that. Each and every one of you deserves a big hug and some candy.

slutframing:

Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade

Me:

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rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.

lonewanderingkittens:

fibug:

don’t ever give me games with customization options that you can’t change later because i will never make up my fucking mind

I couldn’t reblog this fast enough omg

obligatori:

artists are so powerful

using their skills, they can make you laugh, cry, or masturbate

#lmao 

drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT

ninjagurlftw:

just some of my favorite SNK gifs. I was in an extra super intense mood so I just had to do this

charlesoberonn:

tardis-mind-palace:

theselener:

friend is mean?

friend makes you feel bad?

friend doesnt act like a friend?

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i’m confused do I kill him or what

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autarky-caryatid:

I stayed up til two with a laggy stylus to make this incredibly inane and probably outdated joke

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

first aid kit for a wave of depression

crimical:

you ever get those moments where everything around you just darkens? here are some tips on how to deal with those days.

  • get out of bed. i know it’s hard sometimes but you can do it!!! sit up, get your blanket off, stand up. there you go!
  • you need a little light in your life!